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THE STONE AGE NEWS GAZETTE

THE NHS CAVE IS UG CRUMBLING

Rishi Ug Ug Sunak is denying that the NHS cave is crumbling but customers, have been waiting almost 12 mammoth kills and 14 cave builds to get the the stone wheel ambulance to them. People are waiting almost 12 hours to get trepaning and spirit letting and other ug; medical procedures. Rishi Ug Ug Sunak denys this and makes people do cave paintings and mammothmatics until they are 18 years old

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HAVE YOU GOT THE GUTS??

Find out now, using my have you got the guts test

• 1.Have you got the guts to stand up for democracy? If not write down "I"
• 2. Have you got the guts to eat a sandwich in 10 seconds? If not write down "A"
• 3.Have you got the guts to kiss your mother in the morning? If not write down "m"
• 4.Have you got the guts to pull your guts out? If not write down "a"
• 5.Have you got the guts to wrestle your grandpa after his morning snooze? If not write down "n"
• 6.Have you got the guts to eat yourself? If not write down "i"
• 7.Have you got the guts to call Jacob Rees Mogg a commoner? If not write down "d"
• 8.Have you got the guts to throw a bomb in a city? If not write down "i"
• 9.Have you got the guts to destroy mankind? If not write down "o"
• 10.Have you got the guts to destroy the whole universe? If not write down "t"

So there you are if you are a wimp you are an idiot.

Until then; Goodnight!

STAND UP AND FIGHT